Teaser Tuesday is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
- Grab your current read
- Open to a random page
- Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
Share the title and author, too, so that other Teaser Tuesday participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers.
Teaser Tuesday #25 – Freedom (Fearsome #2)
My Teaser:
The Blackard men sure got more than their fair share of the handsome gene, and form what I understand, they aren’t even related by blood. You won’t see me complaining about the view, however. These guys make my father’s employees look like trolls.
I have turned into my grandmother, and my vagina will surely shrivel up with this stale lifestyle, however I won’t have to live paycheck to paycheck and eat rice and beans for every meal.
What’s your teaser today? Please share – it’s not as if a few more books on my TBR mountain will make that big of a difference 😉
Twitter: talksupeblog
Hahaha! Poor vagina
I know, right? 😀 Too funny not to share, though. thanks for stopping by, Braine.
City of Heavenly Fire by Cassandra Clare
“Simon opened his mouth to scream, but darkness claimed him before he could make a sound.”
Oh, very nice, Xyra 🙂 I haven’t even gotten COHF yet… Thanks for stopping by.
I thought not…so I set a spark to the tinder. 😉
Happy reading!
Twitter: BerlsS
LOL! I feel sorry for her, not sure that’s a great trade off!!
Definitely not the best trade off there is, Berls 🙂 But it was too funny not to share!
Thanks for stopping by 🙂
Haha!! Love the teasers… I’d be happy with the view too, and hope to hell that never happens to my vagina!! lol
Naomi @ Nomi’s Paranormal Palace
Hopefully, her vagina will be fine, Naomi 😉
Thanks for stopping by!
Oh awesome teaser!
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Have a GREAT day!
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LOL, it makes me laugh when I see it again 🙂
Thanks for stopping by, Jessica.
Funny descriptions! Thanks for sharing, and enjoy! Here’s mine: “DON’T TRY TO FIND ME”
Glad she won’t have to eat rice and beans. And as a grandmother myself…nothing is shriveled;)
Great teaser! This week my teasers come from The Quick by Lauren Owen and Dark Metropolis by Jaclyn Dolamore. I go from Victorian Vampires to futuristic zombies. Happy reading!
Haha, you definitely shared a good one, Lexxie! LOL
Hope you’re having a great time with this read 🙂
Oh wow, I was not expecting the second paragraph. The cover is amazing though, loving the strong arms and shoulders! Thanks for sharing 🙂
My Teasers
Juli @ Universe in Words
Funny Teaser. Sounds like although she may be old, she can still enjoy looking!
My Teaser is from LEAN ON ME.
The shriveled up vagina comment cracked me up.
:-O Oh my word! I don’t even know what to say! Bah ha ha! Hilarious teaser to say the least.
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Teaser Tuesday: {The Help}
Lovely teaser, Lexxie! This looks like a great read!
Well then.
Mine this week is from classic Zane Grey western “Riders of the Purple Sage”: http://pdworkman.com/excerpt-from-riders-of-the-purple-sage-teasertuesday/
I agree poor Vagina lol !! But hot guys ……this seems like a good read! How is it so far for you ??
My teasers for the week is TFIOS and COHF
Bwahahaha! *wipes tears* Oh my, that’s a good tease, Lexxie. Are you liking it?!? I’ve gotta start it soon. I’m wondering if any of the things we wondered about are cleared up? Hope you’re loving (or loved) it! *big hugs*